Strong Bird

i'm super cool and super strong, i am a budgie bird with big muscles and pecs.

Here are some of my favurite other strong birds 8)


Hi i am strong bird and

welcome to my wiki pedia

page i am super strong

and super cool and like motorcycles and wearing leather jackets and also pumping iron

i like seeds and being cool and strong but NOT cats and water and mirrords because the  think I am being dunked on by another strong bird >:(

brad tungis is a stupid idiot and i want to smash his stupid face in becasue he smells really bad all the time and is rude and stupid



Steve Mc Queen is super cool
THAT IS A COOL STEVE MC QUEEN WHO I WISH I WAS COOL AS >

ARNOLD IS NUMERO UNO
he is so handsome and strong and i wanna be like him too but i cant because i am not from austria and that sucks

From the Desk of Lars van Albrecht
INTERNAL MEMO #45-A6-Z.O.P. 05/12/2016 FOR L.A.R.S. R&D and FIELD ADMINSTRATION PERSONNEL ONLY CLEARENCE LEVEL HOTEL-LIMA-FOXTROT-DELTA Why the fuck was a budgie bird given near-lethal doses of experimental 'human growth hormone', 'myostatin muscular-hypertrophy steroids' and at least 300-CCs of Cophenhagan tobacco spit/juice? Every fucking day, I come to work, sit down in my office, and this goddamn muscular bird-human monstrosity comes up to my window and flexes for at least five hours  straight''. I am not pleased, I am on the 75th floor, how does it get up here? Explain'' yourselves. Put this scientifc aborational reject in the field and make sure it doesn't return. Do this again and I will have all of your testicles. Yours in anger, Lars van Albrecht